Conversation between wife and her husband who is a software engineer:

The husband returned home after a day long hectic schedule in the office.

Wife: Good Evening Dear. When did you come.

Husband:  just now logged in

W: Have you brought the grocery

H: Bad command or file name

W: But I told you in the morning

H: Erroneous syntax. Abort.

W: What about my new TV

H: Variable not found

W: At least give your Credit Card.I want to go for some shopping!

H: Sharing violation.Access denied

W: Do you love me or you love only your computers or you are just being funny?

H: Too many parameters

W: It was a great mistake that I have married an idiot like you

H: Data type mismatch

W: You are useless

H: It's by default

W: Oh! what about your salary

H: File in use.Try after some time.

W: What is my value in the family

H: Unknown virus